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I should know—I spent a lot of time in my adolescent and teenage years trying to conceal erections. Sometimes, I got away with it. Most guys have a least one embarrassing boner story from Punished wife stories high-school years. Here, eight brave souls share some of theirs. On the five-hour ride home, I was sitting next to a girl I was in love with, although we were just friends at the time.

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Random erections are the bane of male puberty. Thanks to a potent cocktail of testosterone and other pubescent hormones, they can occur at any time, and with little regard for your personal sanity. When I was in high school I went to this pool party, and I got a boner from checking out all the girls in bikinis. Normally this would not True zoophilia stories a problem, except on this particular day a good friend of mine thought it would be a good opportunity for some chicken fights, and took it upon himself to hoist me on top of his shoulders.

My brother was jerking off at the computer. He heard mom coming Hypnotic erotic stories the hallway. This was when our family computer was in the office, where we barely ever went — so she would pretty much know what he was doing if caught.

Tucks his boner in his waistband. Walks by her and she goes oh son you are getting so skinny and lifts his shirt, seeing his boner. Nobody speaks of it. When I was 12, in boarding school, I was talking to a teacher a woman with Lushstories.com log in friend who was only wearing boxers and he suddenly got a boner that slipped out of his pants.

We just stood there for like two minutes while the Teacher sex storys guy kept talking. When I was in seventh grade I was on the track team. We were doing the stretch where you would lay flat on the ground, stomach or in my case boner up.

This one smoking hot senior girl, who I had a crush on, came over. Everybody is looking at me now.

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She pushes me down, which does not Shrinking father stories the boner and I manage to clamp the boner in between my legs. Everybody watches while I hold the stretch for 10 seconds. On five seconds left my boner pops out from between my legs. The tent was seen by everybody on the team.

I go bright red and people start laughing. The senior girl looks really sad for me. I still remember the embarrassment. I used to do this creativity competition called Destination ImagiNation in middle school that involved a lot of building and crafts.

Burdizzo castration stories team did an Egyptian theme and, since I was the biggest one on the team, we used my body as the mould for a life-size sarcophagus.

They laid me down on the driveway, wrapped up in Saran wrap, and started applying the paste stuff. Apparently I Ped erotic stories a fetish of being a baked potato. The neighbour was wearing a very skimpy Spiderman outfit. Boner caused my mind to wander and I almost dropped my little brother.

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He used my boner as Wwe lesbian stories foothold to keep himself up. So much shame and pain that day. I hate Halloween. For more cringeworthy erection stories check out the original Reddit threador browse our Body section for more stuff on penises!

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