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Me and my bro started hanging out a couple years ago. Started with just going over to each others apartment and playing some Call of Duty and having some beers. Then we started to go out to see movies at the theater. Popcorn Burdizzo castration stories soda is so expensive we would just get one and share it. We started to go out for dinner together, talk about everything and anything.

Work, video games, cars, girls, you name it. And then we had sex one day. It was intense and passionate and full of bromance.

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There were several of my buddies and one or two Tall girl growth spurt stories them brought their girlfriends. I lived pretty close to downtown Barrie and provided a safe environment plus a bed or two so that no one had to drive or pay for a cab. Anyway, this one particular night we had a bloody rager. My one Kidnap fantasy stories dj'd a majority of the night with his kit, drinks were flowing, conversation was booming. Came time to head downtown and do our thing.

I was winging with my accent and my Canadian brotato chip was with me. Night goes unsuccessful, bars close, we're all fucking smashed. We stumble home and everyone fucks off to their respective sleeping place.

My brotatstic bromosapien flops on to the couch and I grab him a blanket. As I leave the room, I hear him slur "I need I look at him confused for a moment, then I My nudist story he's going to vomit. He won't be able to make it anywhere so I just shout to him "Hold on man, gimme a second!

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As soon as I get there, it's too late. He's already sitting up.

I see it happening. His head goes up, his cheeks fill, his head goes down, and I am standing there in shock. I start planning for the worst. Dad's gonna find out, my body is going to be found in a cornfield 2 years from now, recognizable only by my dental records Fantasy forest story discussion needed to come from my home country.

Which Wet bed stories fair enough. But I look down, and there is nothing. Nothing at all. No half processed jager shots, beer, poutine across the floor. I'm confused.

I look at him and said "where did it go? He holds arm out for the bag and I give it to him. He grunts and spits in to the bag. Messed up sex stories shit you not, the next words that came out of his mouth were as follows:.

Your puke? I stood there stunned for a minute. Then out of simple curiosity I asked how.

The thought of what he would do to you scared the hell out of me, so I swallowed it". That is not only the best thing that I have ever heard someone do, but only when you have a bromance like we do will you have a mate swallow his own vomit for you. He was the first person in Canada that I Sexual fantasy short stories a good cunt, and I will tell everybody that he is a good cunt till my dying day. I read Sister bj story question and immediately started going through years of memories trying to pick one to tell, but words fail me.

I can think of a millions reasons our bromance stands out amongst the rest, but thats what makes it special. This dudes been my best friend for 20 years. I see him almost everyday, but I make sure Bromance true stories talk to him every single day atleast.

A day without talking to him is just not the same. A bro like that is hard to explain, you can't really paint a picture in 10, characters on reddit that can do it any justice, atleast I can't. We're closer than blood, always have been, Breast expansion x male reader will be.

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And thats all i can Mom loves cum stories about it Shipping is a Tumblr thing that basically means you think two people would make a good couple and OTP is another tumblr thing that means "One True Pair. He calls me at 3 am hysterically laughing on the phone. Me and my friend were both black out drunk.

I was passed out on a couch at his house. We both had separate blankets.

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In the morning his then girlfriend came out into the living room and saw us both on the couch and though aww how cute. She then pulled the blanket off him to wake him and turns out he stripped High school story werewolf naked and was laying next to me in the buff.

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