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Sex is awesome. You could offer us all the money in the world to say that sex is mediocre and we'd throw it in your face. Sometimes, though, sex can go wrong, like, Wifes first black stories wrong.

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He was, obviously, but not anymore! A former Redditor told a story about one of their friends who met a girl at a concert.

Eventually, she came over to his place and they decided to try anal sex, despite neither having any experience. It didn't work, and there was a mess everywhere you do the math. A few days later, the same woman came Amputee fiction story again and while performing oral sex, she threw up all over the guy.

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It's all in the title, but let's let this former Redditor explain it:.

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Sexual Defenestration. Humiliated Partner Accidentally Kills Cat. Epileptic Woman Has a Seizure. It's all in Funny masterbation stories title, but let's let this former Redditor explain it: I was having sex with a new boyfriend for the first time. I had a seizure.

He didn't realize what was happening at first and finished. To be fair, I hadn't had a seizure in years and he didn't know I had epilepsy.