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Hey, bodies age, bladders leak, and movie sequels bomb. It started, as far as I know, Super strong girl stories I was three. It was summer on the shoreline of Connecticut. I was wearing my favorite purple swimsuit and a tutu.

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It made it incredibly easy to pee. At sixteen I had to go so bad on the field hockey bus home from a game that someone gave me their water bottle, which, after I Dickgirl sex stories, they promptly threw out the window.

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I got my first car, a mustang, which often had a fast food cup in the holder for when I needed to go on the highway. I began smoking pot, and drinking, which meant I had to Wife humiliation sex stories even more, but cared much less.

I was always a greedy pot smoker; I could house an entire bowl with one flick of a lighter. And my lungs never matched my appetite.

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This meant I began peeing in my pants — you know, that embarrassment that is supposed to come into your life at menopause. I began Sissy secretary stories extra panties in my bag. I do a mean potty dance from the back of a car, like davening. Cigarettes never helped. In fact, any stimulant made it worse. But I enjoyed any escape or identification with badness, so I smoked them.

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They were who I thought I was. A Grannie sex stories who had been been ly home schooled started pontificating about how much she admired Hitler. Or the time I peed my pants so bad after Fun Fun Fun fest in Austin that I had to go back to the hotel, missing the cocaine guy by minutes. The next day my friends were miserable in bed while I stumbled into Gts growth stories yoga festival, heard a brass band play Wannabe, and rode a mechanical bull.

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Anything that Plastic bag suffocation stories my anxiety lessens my need to GO. The more comfortable I am in my own skin, the less my brain tells my body I have to get out of here.

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