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I was no longer a Viva editorbut being fired for cursing out my boss taught me to keep my mouth shut in the face of stupidity, a skill which kept me employed for forty years. I was now the editorial assistant at Penthouse magazine, foisted on their staff by my old boss Kathy Keeton.

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I was pretty sure any talent I had at being charming would fall on stony ground but I had to try; I knew Jim had been fired at least once from both Penthouse and Playboy, so I was hoping for a sympathetic ear.

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From that day forth, Jim never called me by my first name. No one had clued me into what my responsibilities at Penthouse would be, but I quickly found out that the most important part of my job was taking Jim Goode to lunch, a chore I shared with Taboo stories goodreads rest of the editorial staff. Jim was not about to use his own expense on anything so unnecessary as a meal he ate almost nothing, getting through Foot humiliation stories day on three lunchtime vodka martinis.

He had other things to pay for: his pampered mutts, his almost as cosseted dancer boyfriend, Kevin who looked like a Ganymede come to life from a Renaissance paintingand French advertising posters from the early s.

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Married swinger stories did spend a lot of time together, at midtown restaurants, in the office, and at his place. I amused him, like a misplaced Pomeranian he picked up at the Bide-a-Wee animal shelter.

I was tottering back from one of these lunches when I was stopped in the hall by a handsome young man Trample fetish stories stuck out his hand. Robert Hofler beamed as if he were about to give me a Major Award. After that, I was on my own.

Editing Kidnap fantasy stories letters section was the scut work of Penthousea task that had plagued almost every editor even the gay ones, who must have looked on these letters Jealous girlfriend stories missives from Marsand which was dumped as rapidly as possible on someone else. Low woman on the editorial totem pole, that was now me. Every day, a Santa-sized bag was dragged through the secretarial pool and dumped on my desk.

I soon learned to recognize and dispose of letters that came in envelopes with odd red stamps.

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These were from prison inmates; their sexual adventures, real or made up, too often came to violent ends. After opening one letter and having what appeared to be pubic hair drift onto my desk and lap, I started squeezing each envelope before I opened it; if it felt Funny bra stories it contained anything besides paper, it went right in the garbage.

Letter after letter, usually scribbled in pencil on stained paper torn out of a loose leaf notebook, lovingly described encounters with randy next-door neighbors, lonely widows, incestuous sisters and aunts, vacuum cleaners and fish tanks; of adventures that occurred outdoors, in stuck elevators, bus station bathrooms, and office Crystals storysite story-list closets.

After a few months, I started casting about for anyone else I could dump this nasty hot potato of an asment on.

I developed an obsessive-compulsive disorder, scrubbing my hands a dozen times a day and taking a half hour steaming hot shower as soon as I got home. I turned my back and scooted away from my boyfriend Michael in bed, claiming I was too tired or in the middle of a fascinating book. Penthouse Letters was killing my sex drive. I could not find Nudist incest story to take this discouraging smut off my hands.

I Wedgie spanking stories my first friend at Penthouse, Kathy Lowry, the on-staff writer for girl copy, responsible for transforming big-breasted, small town girls into exotic women of the world. I have enough problems with Larry as it is.

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Kathy was a blonde Texan, lanky and wide-eyed with a slow drawl that disguised how whip smart she really was, and Larry was Larry L. Kathy dragged me to opening night, where I sat goggled-eyed and opened-mouth with the rest of the non-paying audience, gobsmacked that such a piece of shit could actually be staged on Broadway. I tried to return Forum to Robert Hofler, who laughed at my presumption. Jim was Read bdsm books online free anti-government, which, considering he owed thousands of dollars to the IRS, was not surprising.

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I think Penthouse did a twenty-part series on them. Peter rescued me. I regarded these lunches as on-the-job editorial training, prepping me for whatever my real job at Penthouse would be.

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Jim spent lunch lecturing me on the evils of Guccione, Hefner, and the entire Penthouse advertising staff, and almost convinced me that if it were left up to him, Penthouse would have the editorial integrity of The New Republic. These two-hour, well-lubricated lunches also taught me to do all my work in the morning.

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