You Gay toilet slave stories try not to think of yourself that way, but the fact of the matter is that, unless your family has some sort of Highlander gene or your Daughter gangbang stories is ramping school buses, you're going to get old.
And while none of us like to think or talk about it, there's a good chance you'll spend your final days in a nursing home. To find out what we have to look forward to, we spoke to Luc Belanger, who spent a decade of his youth living at his mother's family-run nursing home, and "James," who worked in the secure lockup section of a New Zealand rest home, housing patients with dementia and Alzheimer's.
They told us about how Most nursing homes rent you a single room with an ading toilet if you're luckyso Man transformed into woman stories sex dungeons that reek of talcum and communist paranoia are pretty much out of the question, but that doesn't prevent residents from getting their rocks off. And homes don't usually put locks on doors in case of emergencies, so staff members are absolutely going to see it happening. Break up their fun? Supply the comical engine noises? Start a slow clap?
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My mother's Teen bedwetting stories was to freeze in place like a cartoon character, then slowly back out of the room. Oh, and then there's the masturbation. Another was nicknamed 'Horny Smurf' because he used a blue cream on his hands for his arthritis, and one day an employee saw him through his window fighting a bout of hand to gland combat with his blue cream smeared all over his face.
I wanna get weird, I'm gettin' weird. But wrinkly old sex is a real problem, for several reasons. One, since residents don't have to worry about getting pregnant, they also tend not to worry about practicing safe sex. As a result, rates of STDs in nursing Slut teacher stories are going through the roof.
And then there's the issue of consent. For instance, our Retirement home sex stories source, James, worked in a secure lockup -- meaning everyone there is mentally incompetent and in any couple, one party is even less competent than the other.
Caretakers can't allow sexual contact at all in those cases James once saw an old married man casually spending time with a female who wasn't his wife -- the two would hold hands and eat meals together, No underwear stories even the guy's wife didn't mind Real wedgie stories, because it was all so very sweet and innocent. Until, that is, the staff found him in his new girlfriend's Coach sex stories, naked and erect.
After they took the guy back to his room and explained that this was not Sloppy pussy stories, the man self-righteously insisted he was "always careful about wearing rubbers when playing out of bounds. He then promptly asked to be left alone so he could "relieve some tension.
On occasion, residents might also come on to caregivers. He humored her, School spank stories an extent -- he let her peck him on the cheek, but if she tried to go down south, he reminded her that they were "keeping things hidden. Emily wouldn't trust the rest of the staff all women with James. Once, she slapped a nurse and said, "That bitch stole my leather panties and didn't even bother to give them back.
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I'd kick her out on the street, but that little girl of hers wouldn't survive, stupid tart. Residents who are mildly demented yes, that's the official term are relatively normal for most of the day. They enjoy all the activities that one typically assumes the elderly do: knitting, scowling, walking up and down pathways complaining about their various aches.
But when Wife humiliates husband stories sun sets, they go nuts.
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They scream or cry. They have no idea what's happening. They demand to be taken to their rooms even if they are in their rooms or start trying to get their cows out for milking "Sometimes, that's not a euphemism," clarifies James; the patients actually hallucinate cows. The symptoms are collectively called Daughter gangbang stories.
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There's no one reason why residents sundown. All we can do is treat the symptoms.
We're not joking. Once a month, patients suddenly become much more agitated and symptomatic.
And it's always the three nights of the full moon. The whole lockup fills with howls, so the staff knows the moon's cycle without needing to check the sky or a calendar. It's hard to explain scientifically, but more than a few independent sources including controlled studies back up the observation. My dog eats me out stories might have something to do with the moon disrupting sleep.
And then there's the wacky theory that the Moon is pulling at the water in the human body the same Erotic teen boy stories its gravity grabs the oceans. This could cause issues with the hypothalamus the weird seahorsey-looking part of your brainwhich affects the pineal gland, which dovetails Preachers wife sex stories nicely into symptoms for sundowning.
And if you think their erratic behavior is just a matter of confused old people hilariously shouting at invisible cattle Earlier, James treated the sexual advances of a confused Body swapping stories woman as an amusing anecdote -- but only because she didn't pose a physical threat to him. But if a person suffering from dementia gets confused about their surroundings, all bets are off. Maybe they mistake you for an old lover, or maybe they mistake you for a human-shaped monster who has come to eat their liver.
In a moment, they can be transformed into ticking dirty bombs filled with hip-bone shards and casual racism. Once, James repeatedly asked a patient to lower his voice, and the guy snapped.
He attacked and got so violent that he smashed a window before other staff could restrain him. On a good day, you could have a secondhand-smoke-filled but pleasant! On a bad day, we'd have to call Mormon missionary horror stories to come get her because she'd think we were alien invaders coming to murder her that is not, in any way, hyperbole.
And you'd be amazed how strong a tiny elderly lady can be when Predator is real and she's starring in it -- one night when she got violent, it took four paramedics to wrestle her Tagalog gay sex stories the ambulance and take her to a special center with higher security.
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Once a resident snaps and starts thinking his cane is Mjolnir, the home requests a re-evaluation. Trish stratus sex stories it's all crossed fingers and hoping he doesn't simply get shuffled to another home with low security or, God forbid, sends a fellow resident to that great big nursing home in the sky. This Retirement home sex stories one reason why there are residents who get over-prescribed antipsychotic meds.
It's called chemical restraint, Halloween spanking stories it's illegal as all hell -- but then, so is using a home as a thinly-veiled front for an elderly Hunger Gamesand we all know we're anxiously awaiting the next season of that on TLC.
Luc told us about his firsthand experience with chemical restraint: "When we first took over the home, most of the residents were low security risk cases that were kept sedated under mountains of pills, because if they sit around staring straight through Matlock all day, all you have to do is dust them off every now and then. To avoid doing that, try treating them with a shred of human fucking decency in the first place. Lisa F. Residents with Alzheimer's often have no idea what's going on, even if you provide them with all the Smelly fart fetish stories in the world.
Nothing says "dream vacation" like some bleach and a good starching. James thought he had to respond like this was a serious dementia episode, but as time went by, it made his job easier. She thought he was very hands-on in management -- doing the laundry, fixing meals, entertainment -- and he could get her to calm down if she was having an episode and convince her to take medication with minimal effort. Tumblr swinger stories, some patients get fed up of their "vacation" and want to return to their families.
For them, the rest home erected a fake bus stop.
It had a paved area and its own gate, so it looked convincing -- they even got a few of the residents to help construct and paint it. One resident in particular would regularly get worked up, storm into her room, and return with a small bag packed.
She'd sit at the bus stop -- hat just so, with her bag sitting on her lap, looking around expectantly while muttering old lady swears under her breath. After about five minutes or so, she'd make her Jealous girlfriend stories back inside and ask Exhibitionist wives stories the bus was going to come.
About 30 minutes," James would say. It's about to rain.
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Elderspeak is when young people talk to old people as if they're kindergartners. You cleaned your whole plate! I'm so proud! Probably because -- and we're just spitballing here -- they're the precise opposite of kindergartners. It seems like a small annoyance, but in a nursing home it conveys that staff aren't thinking of the residents as adults. That lack of respect can in turn lead to residents being treated like furniture that's taking up too much spaceor worse, being smacked around and yelled at when the boss isn't Inflation porn stories. Luc Gay cuddling stories witnessed outright abuse, but saw plenty of staff who seemingly shared an extremely limited pool of fucks to give amongst themselves.
But when you have staff members who view residents as something less than people, you get situations like sticking a safety chair in a tub and giving residents a quick wipe-down rather than letting them take an real bath.
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And believe me, you do not want to know what happens to ancient junk when it doesn't get a good soaking. And when allowed to go on indefinitely -- which it most certainly can if no one complains or launches an investigation -- this can snowball into the situation that Luc's family encountered when they first moved into their nursing home: "We found out the owner was the only staff member. The home was a 'converted' as in, 'left pretty much intact' hotel from the '60s When we removed the carpeting, we found an inch of dust underneath.
We found old dentures left so long on a Girlfriend handjob stories shelf that they were fused to it It was like this for over a decade before we moved Retirement home sex stories, and Erotic succubus stories mother spent years and several hundred thousand dollars bringing the place up to code.
The owner, on the other hand, was content maintaining a filthy warehouse full Hucow training stories elderly zombies. And then there's all the relatives, caretakers, and nursing home True diaper stories who flat-out steal from residents -- be it cash, valuables, or even really petty stuff like shampoo and soap.
The Dodgers got a double header, and no way in hell I'm waiting for the bathroom line. Most people hope that at the end, they pass away painlessly in their sleep the rest hope they suffer an orgasm-induced stroke while in the middle of an orgy on board Prince's private jet.