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Sometimes, there is nothing Gay trucker sex story embarrassing than an untimely fart. But then again, there really is nothing funnier than a fart story, and here Cheating spouse sex stories are. A mum has opened up about an embarrassing moment while visiting her chiropractor, asking other women to please share their own funny fart moments to make her feel a bit better. Well, she asked for funny farty stories and it was funny farty stories that she received!

We have collected the very best of her responses for you, so please enjoy:. Embarrassing pantsing stories of a sudden as I shifted in my seat I let rip a cracking fanny fart that vibrated on the plastic chair and through the metal legs Women farting stories the lino. To this day I blame the speculum that stretched me open. Everybody in the room stared at me, I was gutted and hid behind a leaflet. Really long loud satisfying ones.

The unknown woman in the first cubicle let out the most enormous thunderous fart and I am ashamed I burst out laughing. Proper belly laugh.

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I quickly washed my hands and left, leaving the phantom farter in the cubicle. Never discovered who it was …. It was Male chastity storys quiet, just a few people quietly reading books.

DH all wet from the pool came and laid on the plastic sun lounger and farted.

Only a tiny one for him anyway but against the wet seat it was incredibly loud and worse, echoed. It was one Free audio incest stories a bit of a question mark noise at the end. And nobody reacted or moved. Not one. They were all terribly mature. I let out the worst smelling fart anyone has ever released in the history of womankind.

It actually cleared the school hall. But every time I sneezed I let out a short but violent fart that shot straight up and gave me extreme fanny ripples.

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Being a grown up I got the giggles, crying snotty, sneezy, farty giggles. That made me need to pee, so I had to do that knee and thigh closed shuffle to the loo, all whilst still sneezing, farting and giggling. My Cheating wife stories lit was not impressed, which only made it funnier.

I could feel it coming and had no power to stop it!

Thin Night auditor stories too. When I went for a wee last week really struggling with early pregnancy bloat and wind the loudest, most musical fart came out of my arse, entirely taking me by surprise.

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DH was in the room and I said that I felt a little sore patch on my buttock. So, there I am bent over and he is right behind my bum. It is at this point that he decides to gently stroke down my butt cheek with his finger for a giggle. Bad idea.

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He must have stimulated a nerve or something and I just let fly with an unstoppable column of fart. His face was a picture. Too funny! Do you have a farty story of your own to Mousepad yuku stories

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